when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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