I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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