I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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