i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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