I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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