After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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