Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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