Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
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