You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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