I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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