thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
You coming home soon, man?
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The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
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