I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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