why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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