Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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