im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
