And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
The air was thick with penises
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
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