i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
and she was petting her beer can
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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