shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
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