what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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