Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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