Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Randomize
