i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
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