I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
it's like heaven, but drunker
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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