did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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