i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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