You work out of a Hotel?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
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