I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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