I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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