adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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