So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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