Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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