Say something about gay babies.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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