he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I just gift wrapped bread.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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