I understand Curling. That high.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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