? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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