Are we in a gay sports bar?
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
no, he came in my armpit
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
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