idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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