Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
You work out of a Hotel?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Randomize