You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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