used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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