these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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