After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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