Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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