so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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