I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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