Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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