it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
My life is pants optional.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Do plants get herpes?
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