so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Randomize