whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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