So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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