we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
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