It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
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