and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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