The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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