You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
what day is it and did you see me today?
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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