If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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