btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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